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VICEVI ILI VICOVI

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zogu:
Došao Ciga kod frizera:
• Dobar dan, jel' može jedno šišanje?
• Može - kaže frizer - kako želite?
• Pa ovako kume, sa jedne strane mi ostavi rupu veličine pesnice, a sa druge tri-četiri manje rupice. Pozadi repovi da mi budu neravni, a šiške da mi idu ukoso i da budu retke...
• Pa ne znam da li ćuv znati tako da vas ošišam.
• A prošli put si znao, pi... ti materina!



Dosho pirocanac na pumpu pa kazhe:
- Sipaj mi litru benzina i kap ulja
-Ocesh i da ti prdnem u gume?


Nadam se da nisu bili :D

IFBBPro:

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--- Citat: IFBBPro  Januar 25, 2007, 03:49:27 posle podne ---Koja je email adresa madjarske sove?

hu@hu.hu

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esi ovo procitao u MAXIM-u?

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Ne, poslao mi bivsi i dobro nam poznati clan Zoka

PitBull:
A sto bivsi??

bajic:
Sede zemunac i surcinac u autu. Ko vozi? - PANDUR

bajic:
Da se malo pomucite s prevodom....

The boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Sherry or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Sherry came in the next morning with a horrible hangover
after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take a
couple aspirins.

The boss approached her and said: "Sherry, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off??" she says. "Because I feel like shit."

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